HOW TO PLAY COVERS WITHOUT TRAINING

Shit happens. Your friends make parties and sometimes you are forced to bring your guitar and “play songs”. Actually, whatever is called such as “concert”. What's a boy supposed to do? Corgan won't come with a solution but, take it easy! you are in the right blog. The following is a guide to play covers and fake that, although you are the worst guitarist ever, you still play songs.

1. Choose a shitty band. Eg: Foo Fighters, Oasis, Bryan Adams, Blur.

2. Choose a song: try to choose something simple: 4 chords & chorus.

3. Search the lyrics on google.

4. Try to sing. Probably you won't be able. In this case, change the tune of your voice. Make it lower and lower but not so much (it could became ridiculous).

5. Train each song 2 times 30 minutes before the party.

6. Tell jokes in-between to distract the audience/to hide the mistakes.

7. After the 5^th song people is going to be annoyed. Keep the guitar in your car and return to the party as a fake-rockstar.

8. Don't repeat it again. Thence, the 2^nd time they will discover the truth.